Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
wow bdsm is so cute
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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