what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
