seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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