shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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