This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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