They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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