You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
you never un-have a 4some
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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