yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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