According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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