I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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