There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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