Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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