You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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