Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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