I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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