I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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