Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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