Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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