Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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