I showed him my bush... on skype.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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