I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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