Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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