..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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