He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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