I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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