When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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