YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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