did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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