Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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