Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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