i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
