the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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