Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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