I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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