So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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