member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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