So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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