I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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