But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
