Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
