Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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