WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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