i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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