Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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