That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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