Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
