plz talk dirty to me
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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