Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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