I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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