We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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