I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This is my gift to your gina
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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