I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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