Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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