giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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