Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
either way he was missing a nipple.
she told me i tasted like america
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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